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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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