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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Sylvia
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Maya
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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a bull 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
a cow 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
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