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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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