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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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