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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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