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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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