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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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