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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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