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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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