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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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