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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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