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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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