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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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