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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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