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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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