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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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