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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍
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