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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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