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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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