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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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