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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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