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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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