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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘
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