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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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