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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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