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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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