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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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