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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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