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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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