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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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