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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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