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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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