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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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