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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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