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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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