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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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