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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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