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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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