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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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