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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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