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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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