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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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