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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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