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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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