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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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