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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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