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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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