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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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