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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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