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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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