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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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