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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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