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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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