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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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