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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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