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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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