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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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