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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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