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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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